No, I'm not going to San Francisco.

But I can still wear flowers in my hair, right?

I love the look of a large bloom affixed to a loose chignon or some relaxed curls, so I went to my dealer -- ahem, I mean Etsy -- for my fix -- uh, I mean for some ideas. If you help me choose one, I'll show you a little somethin' somethin', if you know what I mean.

[Mikiye Creations]

Simple, a touch of glam.

[Twigs & Honey]

Myra is a superstar in the Etsy world, and deservedly so.

[Sweets n Lo]

But how luscious is this aubergine, vintagey number, which goes with my wedding colors?

[Samantha Sultana]

She did the hairpieces for Ashley Paige's show.

Yeah, I watched "Bikini or Bust," and I'm proud of it.

[Oh My Deer]

Chelsea's pieces are so refined and pretty!

[Muscari by Easter Yu]

Quirky, fun, and colorful!

[Portobello]

Biggest. Flower. Evah.

What do you guys and gals think? Which says to you: "Sexy, but demure." "A ballerina by day, but disco queen by night." "Cashmere sweater on the outside, silk lingerie on the inside -- Rawwww." Ok, forget those. Which goes with this:

Hive, meet my little somethin' somethin': her name is Monique, and she's been hiding in my closet for a little while.